MR T - A TEAM
	"In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the Government, these men exist as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help and if you can find them, maybe you can hire The A-Team…" DA-DA-DA-DAA! DA-DA-DAAAA! Ah yes, fond memories indeed. If you're anything like us, the above intro was the most exciting part of Saturday night for many happy years. The A-Team was one of the greatest ever TV shows and Mr T was a genuine, 24 carat 80's icon.
Aside from his skills as a mechanic (who else do you know who could make a tank out of a toilet roll?) this mohican-loafed, denim-clad, gold-encrusted giant was also a lovable lummox with a penchant for knocking the living daylights out of local small-time bullies. But above and beyond his face-pummelling heroics, Mr T was a supreme mangler of the English language, and his short but effective sayings have become the stuff of TV folklore.

And now you can listen to his hilarious one-liners time and time again with the ingenious Mr T In Your Pocket. This snigger-inducing electronic gizmo contains six of Mr T's greatest quips:

• "I Pity The Fool"
• "Don't Gimme No Back Talk, Sucka"
• "Quit Your Jibba Jabba"
• "Don't Make Me Mad."
• "First Name Mister, Middle Name Period, Last Name T"
• "Shut Up, Fool!"

When the situation calls for it, simply press the appropriate button and let Mr. T handle things in his own inimitable way. Laurence Tureaud - aka Mr T - himself recorded the sayings for Mr T In Your Pocket, so you know you're getting the genuine article. Besides, we'll whup any sucka that says it ain't!

Hang Mr T In Your Pocket from a keychain and you'll never be stuck for an attention-grabbing one-liner again. We love it when a plan comes together. You got that, sucka?